I put my trousers on, have a cup of tea and I think about leaving the house

Young Ben and I had an eventful day yesterday. I picked him up from his 'Soft Play and Advanced Mathematics' Class and we headed up to Rouken Glen Park

I made the schoolboy error of not preparing a packed lunch for us both so we called in to Boaters Cafe just next to the pond. Apparently it was my turn to pay again. Going out with Ben is just like going out with my mate Ian except obviously Ben's chat is much better.

Anyway, I am not saying the cafe is expensive but the cost of a children's mac and cheese and a toastie means I won't be out for the rest of the week

After we had finished our delicious value-for-money meal we set off on our walk round the pond.

Our first port of call was the waterfall, where we stood on the bridge and launched our Viking longboats (which strangely resembled tree twigs) into the water just above the falls and then rushed to the other side of the bridge to them cascading down into the rapids below. No matter how many times we did this Ben's craft always seemed to be the winner. He obviously has a better eye than I do for an aqua-dynamic twig

We then went to feed the ducks. I had remembered to bring bread for that. If it had not been in my boot for several days we may well have had that for lunch. There were a few ducks and a solitary swan but as soon as we started throwing the bread a flock of birds appeared from nowhere and they were catching the bread in mid-air before it got near the ducks. My bird game is weak but I think they were gulls or swallows or condors. We had to adopt a much lower trajectory to give the ducks any chance.

Once our bread supply was exhausted we continued round the boating pond with Ben having meaningful discussions with every dog he met. There were several mothers with their children in buggies and prams which we met on our way round and I noticed that I seemed to be breaking protocol with my pond circling direction. It made me feel a bit like Billy Hayes in 'Midnight Express'. Not because I had been caught smuggling drugs out of Turkey (we've all done that) but because I was going the wrong way round the pole or in my case duck pond

 

However, it was once we left the park that my day deteriorated sharply. We reached the car and I put Ben in his car seat and proceeded to collapse the buggy to put in the boot. In my defence here I would like to point out that the buggy was collapsed when I put it in my car and every other time I have used it has been from Ben's home so it always left and returned in an upright position. There is a red button on the side of the buggy so logic dictated that this should be pressed and the buggy would collapse. Let me say that logic was not involved in the construction of this contraption. Some severe pressing was done but nothing was happening.

Eventually I asked two young ladies who had exited the park with their children for their assistance. It was not a make they were familiar with and they experienced the same difficulties I had. However, being female and resourceful they called a pram shop in town and had them talk them through the intricacies of folding down this fiendish beast. It turned out there was a catch at the front under the seat and the red button on the side was just to confuse helpless males like myself. I am an expert at helpless. I graduated from Uni with an Honours Degree in Helpless

I thanked these ladies profusely for taking the time and effort to help a grandpa in distress. Needless to say Young Ben spent all this time asleep in his car seat or perhaps he was just pretending to be asleep to avoid personal embarrassment.

It also struck me that perhaps this was another cunning ruse on his part, like the shoes last week, to help me meet ladies. Unfortunately desperation is not a good look on a man when trying to impress the ladies

His mum had a good chuckle at my expense when we met up later. She had been in a class and by the time she received my text the drama had been resolved. I also called Ben's dad for advice but being my son he had graduated with the same Helpless Degree as myself

Next week I think Ben and I will both just walk wherever we are going to avoid any further calamities

I looked in the sky where an elephant's eye was looking at me from a bubblegum tree

S.O.D........Shoe Obsession Disorder. Young Ben and I were in Queen's park last week and took shelter in the excellent Glasshouse when our lovely spring day became a normal Glasgow day with wind and rain.

After partaking of a juice and a toastie we adjourned into the soft play area which is a favourite haunt of the youngster and is also fast becoming one of mine. To play in the central area you have to remove your shoes. All of the children do this and some of the parents, particularly those with very young offspring, also venture in to this area in Sandie Shaw mode.

I have not been so bold as to remove my shoes as yet. At my age taking your shoes off in public is never a wise move so I prefer to play safe and sit on the sidelines whilst Young Ben makes new friends

It was here that I encountered Ben's obsession with shoes. This should not really come as a huge surprise as his mum is not lacking in the shoe choice department. She has not quite reached Imelda Marcos standards but she is certainly doing her best to insure that the children of the Ugg Boots board of directors have a very high standard of education. The fact that she gets a Christmas card from Mr Ugg shows how highly they value her custom

Anyway, I digress. There was I minding my own business when Young Ben presented me with a pair of ladies shoes. This may have been him commenting on my own footwear and trying to improve my look but they were not even my size. It was only after he had done this several times with shoes belonging to adults and children and I returned the shoes to their rightful owners that I realised what a brilliant ploy this was. The youngster's obsession with shoes is part of a cunning plan to find his Grandpa a woman. Already I have an outstanding 'wingman' who charms everyone he meets and allows me to bask in his glory and feed off his scraps and now he is 'breaking the ice' for me as I return the shoes and apologise profusely.

Unfortunately, nearly all the children are accompanied by their mums rather than their grans so this is not quite the godsend it first seemed. We may have to research this further and try a different day when Grannies are out in force. Also, on one occasion he did bring me a pair of adult male shoes. I sent him back with those ones himself.

I leave you this week with my Top 10 Shoe related Songs

1. Blue Suede Shoes........Elvis Presley
2. Goody Two Shoes......Adam Ant
3. Diamonds On The Soles Of Her Shoes......Paul Simon
4. (The Angels Wanna Wear My) Red Shoes....Elvis Costello
5. New Shoes....Paolo Nutini
6. Boogie Shoes....KC & The Sunshine Band
7. Walk A Mile In My Shoes....Joe South
8. Crocodile Shoes......Jimmy Nail
9. Dancing Shoes.........Arctic Monkeys
10. The Red Shoes......Kate Bush

I decided to make it entirely a shoe list so 'These Boots Were Made For Walking' did not make the list and I refrained from including anything by David Soul.

I am seeing Young Ben tomorrow. Perhaps he will assist me in finding my own 'Silver Lady'.

Hope springs eternal as Mr Pope says.

On the plains of Jordan I cut my bow from the wood of this tree of evil, of this tree of good, I want a kiss from your lips, I want an eye for an eye ......

It was somewhat ironic (in an Alanis Morissette non-ironic kind of way) that in the week that my recollections reached their final decade  Davey Jones of The Monkees passed away bringing us back full circle to the 60s

I always liked The Monkees and thought they had more talent than they were given credit for. Davey will be sadly missed but I think he will be OK. Apparently he was a believer

So, finally we reach the 2000s, a decade which seems to have been dominated by terrorism but which ended on a personal high for myself

Here are my lists for 2000s

World Events

1. The attack on the Twin Towers in September 2001. An event which shocked the entire world
2. The London Bombings of July 2005 brought this new terrorism to our shores on a major scale
3. The attack on Glasgow Airport in June 2007. A poor choice. In Glasgow we have baggage handlers who take on terrorists
4. The Tsunami of 26 December 2004. A natural disaster of unparalleled magnitude which left over 230,000 people dead or missing in Southeast Asia
5. Hurricane Katrina in 2005 caused havoc and destruction in Southern USA and brought out the very best and the very worst from the American People and Government

Sporting Icons

1. Usain Bolt....at the 2008 Olympics he won Gold at 100M, 200M and the 4x100Metres Relay setting World Records for all three in doing so.
2. Steven Redgrave....won his 5th consecutive Gold Medal at the 2000 Olympics and actually rowed farther and longer than Ben-Hur
3. Lionel Messi....simply a footballing genius
4. Tom Brady....winner of 3 Super Bowls with The New England Patriots, media superstar and married to a Supermodel. Life is pretty good for Tom but will not be calling any sons he has Eli.
5. Michael Phelps...the American swimmer who won 8 Gold Medals at the 2008 Olympics with all but one of his winning swims setting new World Records

Movies

1. Gladiator (2000)
   " My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next."
2. No Country For Old Men (2007)....excellent portrayal of an excellent book
3. City Of God (20020....epic tale of two boys growing up in a violent neighbourhood in Rio de Janeiro
4. Mystic River (2003)....Clint Eastwood's gripping tale set in Boston with Sean Penn winning a Best Actor Oscar and the always reliable Tim Robbins winning Best Supporting Actor Oscar
5. Man On Fire (2004)....Denzel Washington takes no prisoners in his attempts to rescue kidnapped Dakota Fanning

Music

1. Amie...Damien Rice (2002) from the wonderful album 'O' , one of the few new albums I bought in the 2000s
2. It's My Own Cheating Heart That Makes Me Cry....Glasvegas (2008)...outstanding lyrics sung with a Glasgow accent. Brilliant!
3. Mr Brightside...The Killers (2004).....one of the few artists I saw live in the 2000s and this is my favourite song of theirs
4. Could Well Be In ....The Streets (2004)
    "I saw this thing on ITV the other week,
     Said, that if she played with her hair, she's probably keen
     She's playing with her hair, well regularly,
     So I reckon I could well be in"
5. Cold Wind...Arcade Fire (2005)...haunting song used in the final scenes of the excellent TV series 'Six Feet Under'

Personal Events

1. Going to San Francisco in 2004. It took me until I was fifty before I finally made it to the city by the bay. It was more than worth the wait (I know the photo says 2002 but I never could work the date in that camera)
2. In 2006 my mate and I spent a week in Finland visiting his son who was studying there. A very strange country full of very strange people but that did not stop us from having a great time
3. My dad died in 2007. I still miss him and find myself talking to him most days
4. Became unemployed in 2008 for the first time since I left school in 1973
5. Became a grandfather on 6 October 2010. I know this is strictly speaking outside the timeline but I wanted to finish on a high and this was the ultimate high. Young Ben has since provided many more and hopefully will continue to do so for a few years yet.


That ends my not so brief history. Back to the real world next week

Sounds the call to come together and united we shall stand, let us live and strive for freedom....

So, I was enjoying the company of Young Ben last night whilst his mum and dad were off to the opera. 'Madame Butterfly' in Glasgow, who would have believed it. Most Glaswegians believe madame Butterfly is a female swimming stroke.

Young Ben was showing me his own swimming strokes as I was given the great honour and responsibility of giving him his bath before bedtime. He has a great time in the tub and is always reluctant to leave. I was singing him 'Five Little Ducks' and for a while he was somewhat concerned as one by one the ducks swam off over the hill and far away and did not return but he was relieved when a final "Quack, quack, quack, quack" from Mother Duck saw all five little ducks come swimming back. Some of those nursery songs can be a bit traumatic at times.

Anyway we reach the 90s this week. This was a decade where I spent most of my time watching my sons playing football and learned the art of diplomacy when all three were playing for separate teams and I had to watch a different one each week. There were some difficult moments there. No-one wants to miss a game against the 118th.

Here are my lists for the 90s

World Events

1. The release of Nelson Mandela in 1990 after serving 27 years in prison. An event which changed the world
2. The Dunblane Massacre in 1996. When 16 children and one adult were killed at a school in Dunblane, I and every other parent in Scotland thought, if this can happen in a place like Dunblane it can happen anywhere. A truly horrific and senseless incident
3. The OJ Simpson Trial in 1994....not the finest hour for the American justice system
4. The death of Princess Diana in 1997...for many people in the UK this was their 'Kennedy' moment
5. The Gulf War in 1990....a war we seem to have been fighting in one way or another ever since

Sporting Icons
1. Nelson Mandela....an inspirational figure to the South Africa team which won the Rugby World Cup in 1995  
As he prepared to hand over the cup to his captain, Mandela said: "François, thank you for what you have done for our country." Pienaar, with extraordinary presence of mind, replied: "No, Mr President. Thank you for what you have done."
2. Jona Lomu...who can forget the sight of him running straight through English defenders as he scored 4 tries in a 45-29 semi-final victory for the All Blacks against England
3. Zinedine Zidane...probably the finest footballer I have ever seen play live and the scorer of two goals against Brazil as France won the World Cup in 1998
4. Tiger Woods...love him or hate him there is no disputing Tiger changed the world of golf. After winning the Masters in 1997 he has gone on to win 14 Majors and he may not yet be finished
5. Lance Armstrong...only 2 years after being treated for testicular cancer Armstrong won the Tour de France in 1999 the first of seven consecutive victories in the race

Movies

1. Braveheart (1995)...."Freedom!"
2. American Beauty (1999)...one of my favourites..the always excellent Kevin Spacey at his very best
3. Pulp Fiction (1994)...Samuel L and JT and dialogue to die for (and quite a few did)
    "You hear me talkin', hillbilly boy? I ain't through with you by a damn sight. I'ma get medieval on your      ***"
4. Leon (1994)...Jean Reno as the lovable hit-man, Natalie Portman as his young protege and Gary Oldman as the psychotic DEA Agent. Great movie
5. American History X (1998)...Edward Norton is outstanding as the neo-Nazi racist who sees the errors of his ways

Music

1. Hazard...Richard Marx (1992)...a family sing-along favourite
     He swears he left her by the river
     He swears he left her safe and sound
     He needs to hire OJ's lawyer.
2. You Get What You Give...New Radicals (1999)...just a great tune and there were not too many of them in the 90s
3. Disco 2000...Pulp (1995)...I always preferred Pulp to the more vaunted Oasis or Blur and this tune would even have me dancing albeit very badly. It also had a brilliant video
4. Ironic...Alanis Morissette (1996)...most of it was not actually Ironic but but this was deservedly still one of the biggest and best songs of the 90s
5. Driving With The Brakes On...Del Amitri (1995)...I just love this song
   "But unless the moon falls tonight, unless continents collide
    Nothing's gonna make me break from her side"

Personal Events

1. Beginning the decade watching my sons playing football and ending it teaching them to drive. Time does indeed fly
2. Seeing Scotland beat Sweden at the 1990 World Cup. I really don't expect to see another Scotland victory at the World Cup
3. Becoming self-employed and visiting some of the most picturesque places in England such as Walsall, Bootle, Oldham, Dudley and Grimsby to name but a few
4. Travelling to Monaco to see Scotland play Estonia in a rearranged World Cup Qualifier. Sitting in Casino Square having a beer and watching Scottish fans "chatting up" Stefanie Powers. I don't think it was quite what Stefanie was expecting from Monte Carlo
5. Becoming a non-married person

That's it for the 90s. Only the 2000s to go. I may need to ask my sons for some music choices

Above us only sky

So, I was babysitting Young Ben on Friday and bought him a Dinosaur book (you are never too young for Dinosaurs)

All the usual suspects were in there...the Stegosaurus, the Triceratops, the Diplidocus and Young Ben's personal favourite the Tyrannosaurus Rex (or Marc Bolan as we like to call him).

The old T. Rex was a particularly fierce character but I often wondered how he managed to tie his shoe-laces with that long body and those little short arms

Surprisingly in the book there was no mention of the Idontthinkhesaurus nor the IwasborninMaysoI'maTaurus (actually I am a Leo but that doesn't work quite so well)

Anyway, this week we have reached the 80s in the brief history of my world. This was a decade dominated by the birth of my three sons and sadly, the death of my mum

Here are my lists for the 80s

World Events

1. John Lennon shot dead in 1980. As someone who grew up listening to the music of The Beatles this had a huge impact on me
2. The Falklands War in 1982...I believe the vast majority of people in our country had no idea where The Falklands were until 1982
3. The Chernobyl Disaster in 1986...it is doubtful we will ever know the true cost of this 'nuclear accident'
4. The Lockerbie Bombing in 1988. ...259 passengers and 11 residents were killed when Pan Am Flight 103 exploded over Scottish soil. I remember this vividly as our family were flying out to Australia for a holiday the following week
5. The Fall of The Berlin Wall in 1989
    As prompted by that Hollywood Legend Ronnie Reagan two years earlier    

" There is one sign the Soviets can make that would be unmistakable, that would advance dramatically the cause of freedom and peace. General Secretary Gorbachev, if you seek peace, if you seek prosperity for the Soviet Union and eastern Europe, if you seek liberalization, come here to this gate. Mr. Gorbachev, open this gate. Mr. Gorbachev, tear down this wall!"

Sporting Icons

1. Maradona....at the 1986 World Cup Maradona almost single-handedly defeated England. After a slightly dubious first goal Diego ran over half the length of the pitch beating several England players en route to scoring what is probably still the greatest World Cup Goal ever seen
2. Carl Lewis...outstanding American track and field athlete who won the 100 Metres Gold Medal at both the 1984 and 1988 Olympics and between 1984 and 1996 won the Long Jump Gold Medal at 4 consecutive Olympics
3. Mike Tyson...love him or hate him in the 80s there was no getting away from 'the baddest man on the planet'
4. Hulk Hogan....'Hulkamania' was big in our house in the 80s
5. Allan Wells....a Scotsman who was the fastest man in the world in 1980 when he won the 100 Metres Gold Medal at the Moscow Olympics (even if the Americans were in the huff because Russia invaded Afghanistan. Irony is a wonderful thing)

Movies

1. E.T. The Extra Terrestrial (1982)....looking forward to watching this again with Young Ben when he is old enough
2. Once Upon A Time In America (1984)...epic movie starring Robert De Niro and James Woods
3. Airplane (1980).....Surely you can't be serious?...Yes, I am and don't call me Shirley
4. Scarface (1983)...Pacino at his manic best..."Say hello to my little friend!"
5. When Harry Met Sally (1989)...I just love Meg Ryan and this was when Billy Crystal was still funny

Music

1. Super Trouper...Abba (1980)....number 1 when my first son was born
2. House Of Fun...Madness (1982)...number 1 when my second son was born
3. The Final Countdown...Europe (1986)...you guessed it...number 1 when my third son was born
4. Dignity..Deacon Blue (1987)....a family sing-along favourite
And I'll sail her up the west coast
Through villages and towns
I'll be on my holidays
They'll be doing their rounds
They'll ask me how I got her I'll say
I saved my money
They'll say isn't she pretty
That ship called Dignity
5. Tinseltown In The Rain...The Blue Nile (1984)...a classic from the vastly underrated Glasgow band

Personal Events

1/2/3.....No real surprises here as I have to go for the births of my three sons. Truly life changing events
4. The death of my mum in 1987. My dad lived for a further 20 years but was never quite the same man after my mum died. I think that almost certainly also applies to my brothers and I
5. To finish on a more positive note, I saw Springsteen live for the first time in 1985 at St James' Park in Newcastle. Probably the best concert I have ever seen

That's it for the 80s. Next week on to the 90s when I forgot to have my mid-life crisis. Maybe I'll just have an old age one instead

Anyway the thing is, what I really mean, yours are the sweetest eyes I've ever seen

So, Young Ben and I were chatting this week and he remarked that he had noticed in recent weeks that my Blog was more Grandpa than Ben.

I tried to explain that my fervent follower would rather read the incoherent nostalgic ramblings of an old codger than be enthralled by the intrepid adventures of a precocious youngster.

I also told him that cycling round the living room backwards whilst reciting Milton's Paradise Lost just wasn't going to cut it anymore and that he had to up his game. When I left him this week he was reading The Art of War by Sun Tzu so it appears he has taken my words on board. Either that or he is looking to negotiate an increase in his pocket money

Anyway, moving swiftly along, this week I give you my life and times in the 70s. This was probably the most varied decade of my life and saw me move south, leave school, start work, move north, get married and lose something I would thankfully never get back. (Please note not all of these items are in chronological order)

Here are my lists from the 70s

World Events

1. Sunderland win the FA Cup in 1973 beating the mighty Leeds United in the final
2. The Munich massacre at the 1972 Olympics when members of the Israeli team were taken hostage by the Palestinian group Black September and eleven of them were killed.
3. Watergate 1974...would you buy a used car from Richard Nixon?
4. Patty Hearst....the American newspaper heiress who was kidnapped in 1974 by the Symbionese Liberation Army and then famously went on to join them and was caught after robbing a bank with them. She spent less than two years in jail and in later life was granted a presidential pardon by good old Bill Clinton
5. The Jonestown Massacre in 1978....when cult leader Jim Jones convinced more than 900 of his followers to commit suicide in their'community' in a South American jungle. These events are still beyond my comprehension

Sporting Icons

1. Pele.....at the 1970 World Cup Pele and Brazil showed how 'the beautiful game' was meant to be played
2. Bjorn Bjorg...he always seemed to be winning Wimbledon in the 70s. My mum and I used to often watch the tennis together but she always had a soft spot for McEnroe (I think it was because he had a bit more character than Mr Bjorg)
3. Red Rum....I am not a horse racing fan but even I have heard of the legendary horse which won The Grand National three times in the 70s
4. Tom Watson and Jack Nicklaus.....their 'duel in the sun' at Turnberry in 1977 was a magnificent display of golf from two exemplary sportsmen. Watson is reported to have said to Nicklaus on the 16th tee of the final round "This is what it's all about, isn't it?" to which big Jack replied "You bet it is". Watson won on the 18th and Nicklaus in a memorable (but for him not surprising) act of sportsmanship, threw his arm around the champion's shoulder and walked him towards the scorer's tent
5. Sunderland AFC....did I mention they won the cup in 1973

Movies

1. The Exorcist (1973)...I remember when I saw this people were walking out of the theatre during the movie because they found it so disturbing. By modern day standards it would be considered fairly tame. It also used the wonderful Tubular Bells in the soundtrack
2. The Deer Hunter (1978)...Made a huge impact on me when I saw it for the first time and probably still my favourite movie of all time
3. Rollerball (1975) ...a real 70s movie with a real 70s star...James Caan
4. Soldier Blue (1970)...a Western that was more honest about the treatment of the Red Indians (Native Americans) than most of it's predecessors and it starred Candice Bergen
5. Blazing Saddles (1974) ...Mel Brooks at his best, a trail blazer for all the movie 'spoofs' to follow with a myriad of catch-phrases which I still use to this day
 "Hello, handsome, is that a ten-gallon hat or are you just enjoying the show? "
"Badges? We don't need no stinking badges"
"Mongo only pawn... in game of life"
"We'll kill the first born male child in every household"..."Too Jewish"
I need to stop here or I will go on all day and "this one is a doozy"

Music

1. Life On Mars....David Bowie (1973)....always been a big fan of Bowie and this is still his best for me. So evocative of the 70s that in recent years they named a TV series after it
2. Your Song...Elton John (1970)...over 40 years on and Elton has never bettered this classic
3. If There Is Something...Roxy Music (1972)...I saw Roxy several times in the 70s and bought all their albums (mainly for the covers). I heard this song used in the 2008 Daniel Craig film 'Flashbacks of a Fool' and it reminded me how good it was. Andy Mackay played a mean sax
'Shake your hair girl with your ponytail,
 Takes me right back (when you were young)
Throw your precious gifts into the air
Watch them fall down (when you were young)'
4. Born to Run...Bruce Springsteen (1975)....from his breakthrough album this gave 'The Boss' the critical and commercial success he has enjoyed ever since and is still as good as it gets in my book
5. Heart of Gold....Neil Young (1972)
 

I want to live,
I want to give
I've been a miner
for a heart of gold.
It's these expressions
I never give
That keep me searching
for a heart of gold
And I'm getting old.

 

I'm still searching, Neil, still searching!

 

Personal Events

1. Being told by my mum and dad when I was 16 that we were leaving Ayr and moving to north-east England. I thought it was the end of my life but in fact the move provided me with some of the best years of my life
2. Started my first job in 1973 working as an expediter for Flymo. It doesn't get much more glamorous than that does it. At least our garden was always tidy
3. Passed my driving test in 1974. After messing my dad about for ages we decided to apply for a test date to give me something to aim at. They gave me a cancellation and my dad and I practised like crazy for two weeks and much to his and my great astonishment passed first time in his VW Beetle at Bishop Auckland. He was delighted as this meant he then got to listen to Bowie and Roxy in his car as well as at home
4. Moved back to Scotland in 1978 when my brother made me an offer I couldn't refuse and I entered the world of Retailing
5. Got married in 1979 after a whirlwind romance (I believe that's what they call it in the movies)
    I remember telephoning The Tarbet Hotel at Loch Lomond to book a room for our wedding night as this was a spot we had passed many times on our travels. When we arrived however I discovered I had actually booked a room at The Tarbert Hotel which was a further 70 miles away on winding country roads. Fortunately, given that it was November there was plenty of room available at our Loch Lomond Hotel and they were only to pleased to have us. I often wonder if they are still holding that room for me at The Tarbert. Maybe I will make it there next time.

That's it for the 70s. Next week it's the 80s which apart from the birth of my three sons had no obvious redeeming features. That one could take some effort

 

You think you lost your love, well I saw her yesterday. It's you she's thinking of and she told me what to say

I was sad to read this week about the death of Angelo Dundee trainer to the incomparable Muhammad Ali. I believe Ali to be the greatest sporting icon of my lifetime and this news led me to think about the people and events that have shaped my life and how certain incidents or people or songs are immediately identified with a certain time in my life

I have split these into 5 categories..World Events, Personal Events, Sporting Icons, Music and Movies and this week I give you my lists for the 1960s

World Events

1. The assassination of John F. Kennedy in 1963. Unlike most Americans I cannot tell you where I was when JFK was shot but I do recall that even as a boy of 9 in Ayr I knew that this was big news. Almost 50 years on and mystery still surrounds this event
2. The Moon Landing in 1969. Neil Armstrong and 'Buzz' Aldrin walk on the moon taking "small steps for man but giant leaps for mankind". Poor Michael Collins had to stay on board Columbia like some kind of getaway driver while his pals stole all the glory
3. The assassination of Martin Luther King Jr. in 1968. Growing up in Scotland in the 60s I was unfamiliar with the problems being experienced by black people in The USA but who could not be inspired by his "I have a Dream" speech
4. The assassination of Robert Kennedy in 1968 (there seems to be a bit of a theme here for the 1960s). I do recall hearing about this as I was leaving school one day and thinking that the Kennedy family was short on luck
5. The Six-Day War in 1967. I think this was when I first realised that Israel was not a country to be messed about with


Sporting Icons

1. The aforementioned Muhammad Ali..... I have never been a great fan of boxing but back then being heavyweight champion of the world really meant something and Ali was much more than just a boxer
2. Jim Clark....A Scotsman who could drive faster than anyone else in the world but sadly died in 1968 at the age of only 32
3. Bob Beamon....The man, who at the 1968 Olympics jumped nearly 2 feet further than anyone else had ever done before and set a Long Jump record that lasted for 23 years until it was finally broken in 1991
4. Denis Law......a star for Manchester United and Scotland who scored at Wembley in 1967 when Scotland beat England 3-2 to show that we were actually the best team in the world
5. Rod Laver...the only tennis player ever to achieve the Grand Slam twice

Movies

1. The Magnificent Seven (1960)...my favourite Western of all time with probably the greatest ever theme tune
2. Goldfinger (1964)..."No Mr Bond, I expect you to die", Sean Connery as Bond, Oddjob and his deadly bowler hat, Pussy Galore (a character played by Honor Blackman) and of course the Aston Martin DB5. I remember having a toy version of this complete with ejector seat and bullet-proof screen. Unfortunately I did not have any kind of version of Pussy Galore
3. A Hard Day's Night (1964)....still has the same effect on me today as it did when I saw it as a 10 year old. The Beatles at their best
4. Planet of the Apes (1968)...I remember seeing this in The Odeon in Ayr and loving it.
    "You Maniacs! You blew it up! Ah, damn you! God damn you all to hell!". Yes Charlton, I am afraid you were on earth all along
5. Barbarella (1968)....Jane Fonda in a space suit, out of a space suit, I was never the same again

Music

1. She Loves You---The Beatles (1963)....I mentioned to a friend the other day that it was almost 50 years since She Loves You was released and we agreed how much music changed in the 50 years before She Loves You and how little it has changed in the 50 years since
2. The Times They Are a-Changin'---Bob Dylan (1965)
 Come mothers and fathers
Throughout the land
And don't criticize
What you can't understand
Your sons and your daughters
Are beyond your command
Your old road is
Rapidly agin'
Please get out of the new one
If you can't lend your hand
For the times they are a-changin'.

Perceptive fellow that Mr Zimmerman

3. This Guy's In Love With You---Herb Alpert (1968)....reason for the inclusion of this one will become apparent in final section
4. Reach Out---The Four Tops (1966)...I have mentioned before how my eldest brother bought this single and played it non-stop for what seemed like days, thereby etching it in the minds of my entire family for eternity and bringing back these memories on every occasion I have heard it ever since (strangely it is still one of my favourite songs)
5. California Dreamin'---The Mamas and The Papas (1965)...in my humble opinion the archetypal 60s pop song
all the leaves are brown and the sky is grey
I've been for a walk on a winter's day
I'd be safe and warm if I was in L.A
California Dreamin' on such a winter's day

This song still makes me feel good every time I hear it

Personal Events

1. I remember one Saturday when I was about 14 playing rugby for Ayr Academy in the morning,  watching Ayr United in the afternoon and going to a party in the evening. I thought to myself at the time, does life get any better than this. I am not convinced it ever did
2. Getting a lift on the back of my brother's motorbike and wondering if I would ever be that cool. I never was.
3. Saw Ayr United beat Rangers 2-1 at Somerset Park in 1969. I was one of the 25,225 that day which formed Ayr's record home attendance
4. Asked Susan Waddell to a party in 1968 and after the shock of her saying yes, wore my best brown corduroy jacket and danced to This Guy's In Love With You. That's why it's on my songs list and still holds a special place in my heart
5. During a purge on long hair at Ayr Academy in the late 60s I was sent home from school and told not to come back until I had a haircut. I remember my mum and dad went to war with the school on that one and my mum did not lose those kinds of battles. Happy days!

That's it for the 60s. Bet you cannot wait for the 70s in the next instalment